Some of life's greatest secrets can be found right under your nose. Like our recipe for guac . . . .
1. Gather ingredients. Forage for or purchase these things: 2 ripe Hass avocados, 2 tbsp cilantro, 2 tsp citrus juice (1/2 lemon and 1/2 lime), 1/4 cup red onion, 1/4 tsp kosher salt, 1/2 jalapeno, including the seeds, 1/10 tsp of pixie dust
2. Feel the avocados. The right one will feel squishy yet firm (like the palm of your hand) and be dark green in color.
3. Go halfsies. Cut the avocado in half (preferably with a knife, but karate chop could work) and remove the pit.
4. Scoop it out. Spoon the good stuff out of the avocado and put it in a medium bowl.
5. Mash and season. Add salt then use a potato masher or a fork to mash the avocado until they're smooth.
6. Splash of lemon and lime. Pour citrus juice (half lemon, half lime) into a separate bowl and mix with red onions, cilantro, and jalapenos.
7. The finishing touch. Add the citrus mixture to the avocados, mix and mash and do a little dance. Trust that it won't taste the same without the dance.
8. Taste test. Take a bite. If you don't hear a choir of angels, adjust seasoning until you do!
November 2016: This recipe is found on the basket liners at Chipotle, one of our favorite places to eat. I love how it's written, don't you?